Anime

Anime is a dangerous substance that is a Schedule I Drug in the United States. It is manufactured by Japan to create unpatriotic traitors. It is the greatest thing ever and it deserves worship.

Side effects include (but not limited too)

•Suicide

•Instant ejaculation

•Hording useless figurines

•Lack of sleep

•Becoming a fat fuck

•Eyes now take up 2 thirds of your face

•Listening to Japanese music even though you have no idea what the fuck is being said

•Being an entitled asshole

Members of the Anime Mafia

 * Sharkfang (leader; head weeaboo)
 * Stagefright (Sharkfang's unworthy bitch)
 * Anyone that has ever seen this wiki
 * Weebs
 * Otaku
 * Bern25 (low-level otaku)