User:GTimeTommy

Early Life.
SwegLordSexGod aka gTime Tommy aka yum yum bum bum was born on the 23rd of May 1801. Immediately bitches from 100000 miles away were drawn to him where he would continue to arouse everyone in sight. Adolf Hitler was born at this time, because he is a time travelling christian time terrorist who also hates jews (just like tommy) him and hitler went into a head to head battle to see who could get the most pussy in 10 minutes. Obviously Tommy won at 985547261 GOP (Gallons of pussy) where hitler ranked only 748480 GOP. Tom then decided to call him a Skrublord and that's why he killed himself. Fegot.

Education.
Fortunately SLSG didn't need education as he just got other bitches to sexucate him. This means that SLSG got smarter for every pussy he would slay. Which means, he's really fucking smart.